When Voice Transcription Goes Bad (pt 1)

So, we get transcripted voicemails from our various phone providers. Sometimes they get it right.  Other times, not so much.  These are not presented in order of their hilarity as perceived by us.

• Hey Jeff. It's me. I just thought I'd see if you had a bed access bradley, I'm, I thought of a With this week cos I don't. Don't worry about it try to fix it, that they can understand St. You. So whatever 204th. Bye and the blocking the driveway make up. Hit me up. So But the I called my got to go and Yeah, so that they can. So, alright. Bye.

• "Hi here yeah it's Monday. I was just wondering if you had be had be out yeah Harry Potter the Harry Potter. We'll talk to this song, Doug Buck. I need it I need it for a project for like not quite a quite a homework assignment. So the school for school. So yeah, thank you you. If you was wondering if you had it because it due my office okay, cool, cool. So yeah, I just wondering if you had to confirm it for like a little bit because I need Abby to school. Please call me back as soon as you can my cell which is 52833539450 and my dad and then I'll do it for me could please please call back as soon possible. If you don't have it sorry I was trying to figure it out but hey, I know what like if you had the book" ... more. Please listen to your voicemail for the remainder of this message.

• Hey, it's me. I'm going to swing by. Anyway I was. Smith. I'm down that or lunch, whatever just trying to do anything C D alright talk about the almost 4 o'clock. So You know my book.

• Hey did rid Smith, How are you. I was just I'm working from home office today. Just pick up the stack of mail and realized it was a saying, hey liz the school and I think that's where the online hello.

• Wreck Hello. Yeah this is the principal calling from 10 o'clock. Yeah, I am calling to inform you that our records show that migraines absent from school today. Yeah, you know. Yeah attendance and school is very important for a successful school year. Yeah, please remember to send a note in with your child when he she returns to school, explaining the reason for the absence yank your.